A funnel cake queso burger? This year’s State Fair treats have pushed the caloric bar even further

The bullet train won’t be ready, but that’s no reason not to check out the Texas State Fair’s ridiculous fried options this September in Dallas.

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The fair announced finalists for its Big Tex food awards Wednesday morning, and they are sure not to disappoint. Among the crazy highlights are a funnel-cake queso burger, deep-fried cupcakes, deep-fried Froot Loops, sloppy joe flautas and a tamale donut.

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While the calories won’t be so friendly, the food is worth the visit to this surprisingly genial, family-oriented annual attraction.

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