So there’s a very serious chance that this video is fake, but either way, what a messed up way to get a message across. Apparently, this dude was flirting with other girls on Instagram, and when his girlfriend found out, she held a knife to his throat and forced him to make a public apology. Yikes!
It’s times like these that we wish we had an advice column for guys in this situation. If we did, we’d imagine it going a little something like this:
“Dear Mr. Rare:
I’m having what some might call ‘girlfriend problems.’ So, the GF caught me scrolling through Instagram, liking photos of attractive women, maybe making the occasional comment. I’ll admit, some of the interactions led to some private messaging, but it was all harmless. At least that’s what I thought.
Next thing I know, the love of my life has a knife to my neck and forces me to make an apology video. Is this what she meant when she said we need to ‘spice up our relationship?’
What should I do?
— Dating a potential ISIS terrorist in Denver
Dear Dating ISIS in Denver:
Get the fuck out of there now!!!!!!!”