President Obama will pardon another turkey this year, but we have to ask: do all turkeys deserve to be pardoned? Remember, they are wild animals, prone to bouts of clucking rage. CollegeHumor took on that same question in their video “Obama Pardoned the Turkey that Killed My Family.”

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What ensues is a chase of epic proportions, a turkey-infused nightmare ship toward oblivion with hallucination at the helm. One innocent CollegeHumor staff member is the unfortunate subject of the turkey’s bloodthirst when he realizes that murdering the rest of his family has not sated the bird’s devilish desire — he’s next.

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