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The New Year’s resolution is a famously tricky endeavor. You want to make sure it’s something significant, so you feel good when you accomplish it. But if you make the challenge too great, you may never manage to get it done (shout-out to all the January gym rats). For this lucky “Conan” audience, though, O’Brien took the opportunity to throw them a bone and make up resolutions for them.

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From making a snowboarding Thor movie to becoming the next Kardashian, these resolutions, while based entirely off audience members’ appearances, are good goals to shoot for. Who wouldn’t want to be Reno’s quirkiest Uber driver, after all? Conan’s always looking out for his fans.