Anyone who’s ever even bumped into a person under the influence of marijuana can state pretty clearly that said person isn’t usually at their optimal performance when stoned. But, one Twitter user doesn’t believe that’s the case.
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https://twitter.com/TROLLGAWDD/status/822533955132018690
Pretty quickly, people began offering concrete examples of times when they were very, very impaired due to marijuana. And, some of these instances are priceless.
ate a bowl of cereal out of a coffee filter and couldn't figure out why the milk was disappearing
— Kay 🐝 (@Kay_beex) January 21, 2017
I got out of my car, walked to my front door and tried to unlock my front door with my car remote.
— cruzito (@cruzzzitoo_) January 23, 2017
https://twitter.com/FreekLuxx/status/823239094348050432
I had my blinker on for 10 minutes thinking it was a song https://t.co/xVJgvicQFx
— Jar of Ls (@EvilEmperorJerg) October 4, 2017
https://twitter.com/RSalltheway/status/915609621238370304
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explain why I did this then pic.twitter.com/DzmzX46Q0f
— Con (@onlysmokepenis) January 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/flaurakilos/status/915382723560312834
I missed my train 3 times in one hour bc I didn't understand the difference between numbers and letters when looking for my platform
— Cal A. Bungah’s chewed up tofu (@storekdronning) October 4, 2017
I dropped a potato chip and stared at it for two minutes feeling sorry for it
— d ミ☆ (@dccgoddess) October 4, 2017
explain this pic.twitter.com/kSFiUDEZ56
— marty robbins stan acount (@kathIeenie) October 4, 2017
I stopped at a speed limit sign
— Lacee☼ (@lacylu0428) October 5, 2017
So, the next time somebody tells you that “weed doesn’t impair you,” just reference one of these instances when people were absurdly impaired due to getting a little too high.