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This is Not Happening” is a Comedy Central show in which comedian Ari Shaffir invites his like-minded funny friends to share hysterical, true stories in front of a live audience.

Back in 2016, everybody’s favorite blue collar comedian, Ron White, appeared on the show to tell a hilarious story that involved him swallowing a tooth, and pooping it out.

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“The tooth comes off, and I swallow it. And I understand the ramifications of this the second it happens,” White tells the crowd.


He then tells them that he went online to find a solution. We won’t ruin the whole story, but it does involve him squatting over a strainer.

Let’s hope he washed the tooth before he put it back in.

Norman is a tall stand-up comedian from the mean streets of London, England. He has performed at several prestigious venues in his brief career, including (but not limited to) The Kennedy Center in Washington, DC, The Capitol City Comedy Club in Austin, and a Hooters in St. Louis. His festival ...Read more
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