All he wanted to do was break off a piece of this dead tree that had fallen into a creek. But he ended up paying the price. He got wet. Very wet.

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It’s always very tempting to do stuff like this, but most people are smart enough to know that it’s too risky.

So think twice next time, kids. If you see a tree, and it looks soggy, do not climb on it. And if you do climb on it, do not try to break any of it off. And if you do try to break any of it off, get a time machine and tell your past self to bring a change of clothes to the creek.

Norman is a tall stand-up comedian from the mean streets of London, England. He has performed at several prestigious venues in his brief career, including (but not limited to) The Kennedy Center in Washington, DC, The Capitol City Comedy Club in Austin, and a Hooters in St. Louis. His festival ...Read more
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