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It’s not every day that a new workout craze or set of dance moves comes along, but our first reaction to one of these new fads is almost always laughter. The same thing happened with “Jazzercise” and the “Shake Weight,” and YouTube user “The Fitness Marshall” is looking to corner the market for fitness fads.

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In the video for “Cake,” he drops some ridiculous lines that you’d never hear in another workout class like, “Now grab your fork, eat your cake. Throw it in your face, rub it on your body.” It’s the most bizarre video that we’ve seen all week, and yet we can’t stop watching. We almost want to try it.

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