Woman finds five-foot python stored with Bible in Marriott Residence Inn

WKRC reports that a woman staying in a Worchester, Massachusetts Marriott Residence Inn found something besides a bible in her bedside dresser: a five-foot python.

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As most of us would do, she alerted the front desk, who called Animal Control.

WKRC interviewed Patrick Cherry of the City of Worchester Animal Control, who said removal went sss-moothly. “The lady had some Kit-Kats, but we just put our hands in very slowly and picked it up.” He did not clarify whether the Marriott guest’s Kit-Kats were purchased for this purpose. “You pick [the snake] up by the head and you’re all set.”

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Richard Wilson at Central Mass Aquatics, where the snake was taken once captured, said he’d been bitten by the python, but he wasn’t worried. “He was a little restless when he got here […] I knew he wasn’t a venomous snake so it didn’t scare me all that much.”

Besides that bite, no one was hurt.

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