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For the inevitable day when some nutter questions the future King George VII’s birthright, his parents have decided to put his birth certificate online for the world — and Donald Trump — to see.

What does mummy dearest list as her occupation? Why “Princess” of course. Nevermind that she’s actually the Duchess of Cambridge, she just gave birth to the future King of England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland, not to mention the head of state of Canada, Australia, and a whole bunch of other countries.

She can put whatever “occupation” she darn well pleases.

by Matt Cover |