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Try explaining this accident to your insurance provider without the dashcam evidence.

Imagine hitting the open road, minding your own business, and a herd of cows starts crossing the road. You’d be pretty damn frightened you’re gonna hit one of these bovines, correct? Now imagine the same scenario, only two of those cows are walking directly in front of your car while having sex.

Are you frightened or intrigued at that point?

I’m guessing a little bit of both. Neither were enough to keep this car from hitting the fornicating cows, knocking one several feet down the road, only for it to get up and keep it moving.

Of course the other cow, like any good boyfriend, rushed to his boo’s side. Or maybe he just wanted to finish what they started.