Here’s a word of advice, kids: don’t drink and fight. It almost never ends well.
Fortunately, this intoxicated instigator managed to leave with only his pride being hurt instead of a black eye.
But seriously, this guy should’ve just walked away from the situation, chugged a few glasses of water at home, and called it a night.
Instead, we have this ridiculous video of one of the worst fights of all time.
So thanks for that, we guess.