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10 things to get your liberal friend for Christmas

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, Rare Staff

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Christmas is just around the corner and, if you need some inspiration for last-minute stocking stuffers for your liberal friends, consider the following gifts.

10. A lesson in “Real Charity” by John Stossel.

gift in christmas hat

9. A gift certificate for a Ten Commandments tattoo. After all, it is the season to “get inked.”

ten_commandments tattoo

8. Soap, because sometimes Democrats are just plain filthy.

soap with hands

7. A $95 gift card to opt out of Obamacare in 2014 (Merry Christmas!).

christmas gift card in green envelope isolated over white

6. A dictionary, because — unlike Democrats — words rarely go out of style and liberals need to be schooled on the meaning of certain words.

Teamwork Dictionary Definition Word Circled

5. Drawing lessons from President George W. Bush (because Bill Clinton isn’t the best with a pencil).

leno bush painting

4. An alternative to the festive Miley Cyrus “Wrecking Ball” ornament floating on some Christmas trees this season.

miley-barbi obamacare

3. Antibiotics. Because, apparently, casual sex is what sells Obamacare.

Antibiotics

2. E-cigarettes. It’s not easy to quit smoking but, if President Obama can do it, so can you! This gift will really get your liberal friend’s goat because there is no tax revenue from the sale of e-cigs — reason enough for everyone to switch to plastic puffs.

ciggy

1. And, of course, a copy of the U.S. Constitution because liberals need to brush up on a few amendments, especially the First, Second, and Fourth.

COPY OF U.S. CONSTITUTION

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