Christmas is just around the corner and, if you need some inspiration for last-minute stocking stuffers for your liberal friends, consider the following gifts.
10. A lesson in “Real Charity” by John Stossel.
8. Soap, because sometimes Democrats are just plain filthy.
7. A $95 gift card to opt out of Obamacare in 2014 (Merry Christmas!).
5. Drawing lessons from President George W. Bush (because Bill Clinton isn’t the best with a pencil).
4. An alternative to the festive Miley Cyrus “Wrecking Ball” ornament floating on some Christmas trees this season.
3. Antibiotics. Because, apparently, casual sex is what sells Obamacare.
2. E-cigarettes. It’s not easy to quit smoking but, if President Obama can do it, so can you! This gift will really get your liberal friend’s goat because there is no tax revenue from the sale of e-cigs — reason enough for everyone to switch to plastic puffs.