Everyone knows that the Winter Olympics are far inferior to the Summer Olympics. It’s just a fact.
But that doesn’t mean that the Sochi games don’t have the potential to be absolutely epic. Here are five events that would make this year’s games 100 times better.
Extreme snowman building
Taking your favorite seasonal backyard activity to the next level.
Ice luge vodka chug
The rules are simple: Whoever drinks the most cheap Russian vodka wins. Or loses. Depends how you look at it.
It’s sort of like regular curling, except .. well, I think you get the idea.
Every event from the summer Olympics … in the snow
But seriously, how could you not get pumped about snow volleyball?
There are no winners in this one — only athletes who lose better than others.