5 White House petitions you should sign right now

, Rare Staff

The White House petition website is where people attempt to get the White House to officially review a certain issue that they feel passionate about.

Most of the petitions, like the ones involving the United Nations and Justin Bieber, are a waste of space, but there are a few that are more than worth a few seconds of your time.

Here are five petitions that you should definitely take the time to sign. Remember that they require 100,000 signatures before the White House will look at them, so make sure you get your friends to sign them too.

5. Certify beer drones.

Beer is awesome. Having beer delivered to your house without even having to get off your couch? Ten times more awesome.

4. Honor horror legend Vincent Price on a stamp.

This guy single-handedly made Thriller the hit song that it is today. The least we can do is give him a friggin’ stamp.

3. Shut down PETA.

PETA is a terrible, terrible place where dreams go to die.

2. Make Election Day a National Holiday.

All those months of pretending to know a lot about politics can really take it out of a person.

1. Declare the Monday after the Super Bowl “National Hangover Day” and give America the day off work.

You can never have too many holidays.

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