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7 more future filibuster hashtags

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, Rare Staff

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Texas Senator Ted Cruz went all night long last night….talking on the Senate floor that is.

While he stayed up all night talking about green eggs and ham and Ashton Kutcher, we were able to come with more future Senate filibuster hashtags.

You’re welcome.

#AngusKong

For Sen. Angus King’s international dispute with the Mongols

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#AyotteUgly

For Sen. Kelly Ayotte’s demand for bar table dancing everywhere

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#RubioTuesdays

For when Marco Rubio wants steak for every meal

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#YougotCoburned

Something about unnecessary spending in the Senate cafeteria bakery

Tom Coburn/ AP Photo

Tom Coburn/ AP Photo

#StairwaytoHoeven

Sen. Hoeven probably wants to make “Stairway to Heaven” a song played at every high school prom ever

Sen. Hoeven/Twitter

Sen. Hoeven/Twitter

#ReidMyLips

Harry Reid does want new taxes

Harry Reid

#MarkeyMyWords

Massachusetts’s Ed Markey is just lucky he’s in the Senate

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