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The final presidential debate airs between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump tonight. Yes, America, we got what we paid for.

This election has been nothing short of a shit show. Regardless of who comes out on top after the evening’s slug-fest, we know you’ll probably want to numb your brain’s pain. To that end, Rare’s drinking game will help you get as wasted as our national sense of self-worth should be in a few hours.

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Debate rules:


Take a drink every time Clinton says a word ending in “-ist” or “phobic.”

Take a drink every time Trump refers to Hillary as “crooked.”

Take a drink any time the camera pans to a reaction shot of Mark Cuban or Gennifer Flowers.

Take a drink any time Trump mentions Clinton’s emails.

Take a drink any time Clinton mentions Trump’s tax returns.

Take a drink any time Trump talks about how much a minority group loves him. Take a shot if in reference to Muslims or Mexicans.

Take a drink any time Clinton uses an anecdote about a child. Take a shot if in reference to immigration.

Take a shot any time either candidate accuses the other of lying.

Take a shot any time the candidates agree on any policy during the debate.

Finish the bottle if Clinton gets visibly light-headed or Trump makes a Monica Lewinski reference.

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Special rules:

Secure the regional stability of a friend’s drink by taking a sip any time either candidate advocates foreign intervention.

Take a shot of vodka any time either candidate says Edward Snowden should go to prison.

Take a shot of anything imported any time either candidate criticizes free trade.

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