Ever since we whooped on the Germans in World War II, we’ve kind of, sort of taken them for granted as really anything more than just a geopolitical neighbor. They’ve certainly taken notice to that, which is why they might be planning some sort of revenge campaign.
Exhibit A: There’s some dude named Joerg Sprave who’s making ping pong Gatling guns. If that isn’t a direct threat against the United States, we don’t know what is. Why, exactly, it’s threatening, we’re not sure, but it seems aggressive and unsafe.
This can really only be one of two things: a really cool invention similar to ones this guy enjoys making and videoing during his free time or a weapon meant to be used against the Allied Nations. We’re inclined to believe the latter. We’re watching you, Joerg Sprave. Literally.