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Riding the subway is all fun and games until one passenger comes along and forgets about the “l” in “public transportation.”

Referring to herself as the “Goddess of the Train,” a completely naked 31-year-old Chicago woman told passengers aboard a Granville subway that she planned on taking over the train’s controls. She was eventually arrested for the outburst and is currently undergoing a psychiatric evaluation.

The wannabe deity, who has a history of mental illness, was no doubt reacting to the abysmal performance of the Obamacare website.