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Taking aim at public-school bureaucrats: The politically incorrect guide to back-to-school shopping

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, Rare Staff

If you’re taking advantage of the back-to-school sales-tax holiday and exasperated with public-school administrators nationwide, consider throwing these few extra items into your shopping cart this weekend:

1. Pop tarts

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They make great toys.

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2. Little green soldiers, similar to those in “Toy Story.”

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Just one of those little suckers will make for one heck of a cupcake topper.

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3. Hello Kitty paraphernalia

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They even sell Hello Kitty-tipped bullets…

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But mostly Hello Kitty is great for blowing bubbles.

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4. Lightsabers

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Nothing like ‘the force’ to get you two days of freedom.

5. Chicken strips

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They make some of the best snack-time munchies.

And last but not least…

6. Fingers

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You never know when you need an extra pointer

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Pope Benedict XVI would approve.

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Carolyn Bolton is content editor for Rare. Follow her on Twitter @carbolton

See also on Rare:

http://rare.us/story/promoting-hookers-over-student-athletes-va-tax-holiday-covers-lingerie-not-sportswear/

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