If you’re taking advantage of the back-to-school sales-tax holiday and exasperated with public-school administrators nationwide, consider throwing these few extra items into your shopping cart this weekend:
1. Pop tarts
They make great toys.
2. Little green soldiers, similar to those in “Toy Story.”
Just one of those little suckers will make for one heck of a cupcake topper.
3. Hello Kitty paraphernalia
They even sell Hello Kitty-tipped bullets…
But mostly Hello Kitty is great for blowing bubbles.
Nothing like ‘the force’ to get you two days of freedom.
5. Chicken strips
They make some of the best snack-time munchies.
And last but not least…
You never know when you need an extra pointer…
Pope Benedict XVI would approve.
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