The sexiest lap dance of their lives turns out to be the lap dance from hell

This just ain’t right. Strip clubs (and strippers by extension) are supposed to be a safe haven for men and to toy with these poor guys like this is just ruthless.

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First of all, zombies are like top five on lists of “Things to actively avoid” and a zombie apocalypse means we’re all screwed. Next, don’t go mixing emotions with guys. One guy went from getting his faced rubbed by a stripper’s booty to screaming at the top of his lungs because he was afraid the zombie might straight up eat his face off.

If you run out on a dance, and are traumatized by the experience, was the initial lap dance free? It has to be.

What do you think?

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