Picked up on this gem from the Independent: Apparently a man that looks like a bowling ball is on the loose.
According to the police report, the at-large mugger is “6 foot tall or a little taller, approximately 25 to 30 years old with no or very thin facial hair, and a muscular build.”
“His nose was straight with no flare in the nostrils. He has short black hair and a round face, with tattoos covering both arms and a tattoo on the left side of his neck.”
This may just be the most anonymous sketch of all time. Watch out, he could be hiding out in a bowling alley near you.