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Warning: This video contains strong language. 

In all his hilariously unfiltered glory, Australian YouTube commentator Ozzy Man let everyone know how he really feels about the iPhone 7, and he crammed in a lot of feelings in only a minute and 17 seconds.

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“Having two eyes means it can see everything you do. It’s no longer hindered by cyclopia,” Ozzy Man points out before comparing the two wireless ear buds to “replacement toothbrush heads.”

Let’s just say that if Ozzy Man were on Apple’s advertising team, he probably would’ve done without the seizure-inducing quick cuts and the possibly thinly-veiled racism of “two new blacks. Black Black. And really black. Jet black. Black so black. It’s black to the core.”

But hey, he was just saying what we were all thinking, right?

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