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Rep. Barbara Lee is, however, very concerned with the fate of our Mother Earth in these days of intense fossil fuel consumption, and alongside nine other House Democrats, has brought forth a bill acknowledging that, when humans finally turn their home planet into an inhospitable barren wasteland and leave our species with nothing to survive on except sand and armadillos, women will be hardest hit. In fact, the disproportionate effects of Earth’s swift decline are already taking such a toll on the fairer sex that we’re all just turning to prostitution to keep our heads above the rapidly disappearing fresh water.

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