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If you haven’t been paying attention for the last few years, months, weeks, days and seconds — the country is pissed off. President Barack Obama and Congress have seen their approval ratings drop to record lows, and the country continues to hold them in disdain. Words like, Benghazi, Obamacare, and shutdown have been on the minds of writers, talking heads and politicians for weeks. Naturally, the people of Twitter will always feel the need to chime in.

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