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Alex Thomas

Alex Thomas wrestled at Clarion University and graduated from Salisbury University.  He has written for SocialNewsDaily, AppleGazette and FAFMag; you can find his poetry in odd magazines or follow him on Twitter at Alex_Thomas_01. He blogs senselessly at TheWritingBum.com


A bear literally walked into a liquor store, and that’s not the beginning of a joke Rare Humor A bear literally walked into a liquor store, and that’s not the beginning of a joke , Rare Staff 6:46pm, July 22
A “nasty odor” coming from a man’s trunk led police to the horrifying discovery of a missing woman Crime and punishment A “nasty odor” coming from a man’s trunk led police to the horrifying discovery of a missing woman , Rare Staff 4:57pm, July 22
Meghan McCain just shared a touching picture of her dad on a hike that’s getting all the right responses Rare Politics Meghan McCain just shared a touching picture of her dad on a hike that’s getting all the right responses , Rare Staff 4:25pm, July 22
The 16-year-old girl who left everything to join ISIS has admitted to killing soldiers Around the world The 16-year-old girl who left everything to join ISIS has admitted to killing soldiers , Rare Staff 3:27pm, July 22
The NFL Hall of Fame’s surprising response to O.J. Simpson’s prison release has everyone talking Rare News The NFL Hall of Fame’s surprising response to O.J. Simpson’s prison release has everyone talking , Rare Staff 2:37pm, July 22
Sean Spicer hits back at “SNL” on the night of his departure from the White House Rare Humor Sean Spicer hits back at “SNL” on the night of his departure from the White House , Rare Staff 1:54pm, July 22
Watch a would-be armed robber get shut down by a brave Starbucks customer with a chair Caught on video Watch a would-be armed robber get shut down by a brave Starbucks customer with a chair , Rare Staff 1:09pm, July 22
Doctor’s office tips off Ohio police to a teen cheerleader whose yard was hiding a baby “born alive” Crime and punishment Doctor’s office tips off Ohio police to a teen cheerleader whose yard was hiding a baby “born alive” , Rare Staff 12:06pm, July 22
Police say this man killed his father and didn’t bother to take the corpse off the couch Rare News Police say this man killed his father and didn’t bother to take the corpse off the couch , Rare Staff 11:24am, July 22
Jackie Chiles of “Seinfeld” fame might be the best attorney in history — here are his greatest hits Rare Humor Jackie Chiles of “Seinfeld” fame might be the best attorney in history — here are his greatest hits , Rare Staff 5:28pm, July 21
Watch the expletives fly as these dudes slither a massive snake onto their prankster friend while he’s sleeping Rare Humor Watch the expletives fly as these dudes slither a massive snake onto their prankster friend while he’s sleeping , Rare Staff 4:10pm, July 21
Every time Ariana Grande said “um” in her speech, this kid ate a hot pepper — we don’t envy him Rare Humor Every time Ariana Grande said “um” in her speech, this kid ate a hot pepper — we don’t envy him , Rare Staff 2:55pm, July 21
Raise your glass to this hero who caught a baseball in her beer cup and promptly chugs Rare Humor Raise your glass to this hero who caught a baseball in her beer cup and promptly chugs , Rare Staff 12:59pm, July 21
You can now legally buy “virgin Russian hair” online, and we’re cancelling the internet Rare Humor You can now legally buy “virgin Russian hair” online, and we’re cancelling the internet , Rare Staff 11:53am, July 21
Jimmy Kimmel takes to the street to ask about Jeff Sessions, only to discover that people are clueless Rare Humor Jimmy Kimmel takes to the street to ask about Jeff Sessions, only to discover that people are clueless , Rare Staff 10:37am, July 21
Break out the popcorn because Funny or Die has released the trailer for a ridiculous Kellyanne Conway biopic Rare Humor Break out the popcorn because Funny or Die has released the trailer for a ridiculous Kellyanne Conway biopic , Rare Staff 9:39am, July 21
These guys were hoping not to get bit by a great white shark, but they got pooped on instead Rare Humor These guys were hoping not to get bit by a great white shark, but they got pooped on instead , Rare Staff 7:43am, July 21
The “NoPhone” might be the dumbest invention yet, but the Amazon reviews are genius Rare Humor The “NoPhone” might be the dumbest invention yet, but the Amazon reviews are genius , Rare Staff 4:20pm, July 20
The toxicology report for a mother who killed herself, her two children and two others in a car crash is damning Across the U.S.A. The toxicology report for a mother who killed herself, her two children and two others in a car crash is damning , Rare Staff 3:21pm, July 20
This woman will be wearing orange for a long time, and she has only herself and a pesky parrot to blame Crime and punishment This woman will be wearing orange for a long time, and she has only herself and a pesky parrot to blame , Rare Staff 2:13pm, July 20
Researchers have found “fecal bacteria” in products found in at least three major fast food chains Health and medicine Researchers have found “fecal bacteria” in products found in at least three major fast food chains , Rare Staff 1:05pm, July 20
A somber Lindsey Graham says he spoke to his friend John McCain — “This disease has never had a more worthy opponent” Rare Politics A somber Lindsey Graham says he spoke to his friend John McCain — “This disease has never had a more worthy opponent” , Rare Staff 11:21am, July 20
Chipotle is facing yet another PR nightmare after rodents literally started falling from the ceiling Caught on video Chipotle is facing yet another PR nightmare after rodents literally started falling from the ceiling , Rare Staff 10:56am, July 20
A fierce battle ensued when a man wielding a machete met a man with a trash can on the streets of New York City Caught on video A fierce battle ensued when a man wielding a machete met a man with a trash can on the streets of New York City , Rare Staff 9:58am, July 20
President Trump criticizes one of his oldest political allies Rare News President Trump criticizes one of his oldest political allies , Rare Staff 8:14am, July 20
After her naked pictures were found online, a teacher who says a 13-year-old student forced himself on her is headed to trial Crime and punishment After her naked pictures were found online, a teacher who says a 13-year-old student forced himself on her is headed to trial , Rare Staff 5:47pm, July 19
Tragedy has struck a police department after one of their K-9 officers was left in a hot squad car Across the U.S.A. Tragedy has struck a police department after one of their K-9 officers was left in a hot squad car , Rare Staff 3:51pm, July 19
New bodycam footage appears to show a police officer planting drugs on a man who has been in jail since January Crime and punishment New bodycam footage appears to show a police officer planting drugs on a man who has been in jail since January , Rare Staff 1:57pm, July 19
Police say their “family business” was prostitution, but it crumbled when one woman tried to get out Crime and punishment Police say their “family business” was prostitution, but it crumbled when one woman tried to get out , Rare Staff 1:10pm, July 19
A woman is accused of being the master thief who raided her local Dollar General, armed only with an umbrella Crime and punishment A woman is accused of being the master thief who raided her local Dollar General, armed only with an umbrella , Rare Staff 11:33am, July 19