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Norman Quarrinton

Norman is a tall stand-up comedian from the mean streets of London, England. He has performed at several prestigious venues in his brief career, including (but not limited to) The Kennedy Center in Washington, DC, The Capitol City Comedy Club in Austin, and a Hooters in St. Louis. His festival credits include, (and absolutely ARE limited to) The Bentzen Ball, The 202 Comedy Festival, and The District of Comedy Festival. He currently resides in Silver Spring, Maryland with his American wife.


One son got a very wet surprise when he tried and failed to prank his own mother Rare Humor One son got a very wet surprise when he tried and failed to prank his own mother Norman Quarrinton, Rare Staff 1:28pm, May 24
This stylish Southern gentleman has gone viral with his review of the “male romper” Rare Humor This stylish Southern gentleman has gone viral with his review of the “male romper” Norman Quarrinton, Rare Staff 11:41am, May 24
Behold the ambivalent look on the face of a baby who climbed on top of a Roomba and went for a ride Rare Humor Behold the ambivalent look on the face of a baby who climbed on top of a Roomba and went for a ride Norman Quarrinton, Rare Staff 5:19pm, May 23
A juvenile fart prank made some mall-goers wish they’d never left their houses Rare Humor A juvenile fart prank made some mall-goers wish they’d never left their houses Norman Quarrinton, Rare Staff 4:25pm, May 23
You’ll never be as patriotic as this chicken that can play “America the Beautiful” on the piano Rare Humor You’ll never be as patriotic as this chicken that can play “America the Beautiful” on the piano Norman Quarrinton, Rare Staff 3:25pm, May 23
This ignorant jaywalker paid the price for trash-talking an unforgiving motorist Rare Humor This ignorant jaywalker paid the price for trash-talking an unforgiving motorist Norman Quarrinton, Rare Staff 2:29pm, May 23
It only took a simple change of tune to turn this music festival footage into a comedic masterpiece Rare Humor It only took a simple change of tune to turn this music festival footage into a comedic masterpiece Norman Quarrinton, Rare Staff 12:56pm, May 23
Watch this mindboggling Chippendales training video and find out if you have what it takes to be an exotic dancer Rare Humor Watch this mindboggling Chippendales training video and find out if you have what it takes to be an exotic dancer Norman Quarrinton, Rare Staff 11:59am, May 23
Remember Roger Moore by looking back on some of his funniest Bond moments Rare Humor Remember Roger Moore by looking back on some of his funniest Bond moments Norman Quarrinton, Rare Staff 10:25am, May 23
You won’t be able to get the music from these totally hip and unintentionally amusing Wendy’s training videos out of your head Rare Humor You won’t be able to get the music from these totally hip and unintentionally amusing Wendy’s training videos out of your head Norman Quarrinton, Rare Staff 5:38pm, May 22
She tried and failed to prank her husband — but the end result was still hysterical Rare Humor She tried and failed to prank her husband — but the end result was still hysterical Norman Quarrinton, Rare Staff 4:40pm, May 22
Ellen DeGeneres played ‘Su’Move It, Move It’ with Jessica Simpson and hilarity ensued Rare Humor Ellen DeGeneres played ‘Su’Move It, Move It’ with Jessica Simpson and hilarity ensued Norman Quarrinton, Rare Staff 3:54pm, May 22
We rediscovered an oddly enjoyable remix that takes the rage out of Rage Against the Machine Rare Humor We rediscovered an oddly enjoyable remix that takes the rage out of Rage Against the Machine Norman Quarrinton, Rare Staff 2:29pm, May 22
Trump’s been busy in the Middle East, and here are some of the funniest tweets about his trip Rare Humor Trump’s been busy in the Middle East, and here are some of the funniest tweets about his trip Norman Quarrinton, Rare Staff 1:08pm, May 22
Bobby Moynihan bids a heartfelt farewell to “SNL” on Instagram Rare Humor Bobby Moynihan bids a heartfelt farewell to “SNL” on Instagram Norman Quarrinton, Rare Staff 10:42am, May 22
Ricky Gervais begs his Twitter followers to fat-shame him, and the responses are hilariously offensive Rare Humor Ricky Gervais begs his Twitter followers to fat-shame him, and the responses are hilariously offensive Norman Quarrinton, Rare Staff 5:43pm, May 21
Let’s relive one of the funniest fight scenes in movie history, featuring the genius that is Danny McBride Rare Humor Let’s relive one of the funniest fight scenes in movie history, featuring the genius that is Danny McBride Norman Quarrinton, Rare Staff 4:53pm, May 21
Tracy Morgan talks about his near-death experience, his new Netflix special and rolling joints with Jesus Rare Humor Tracy Morgan talks about his near-death experience, his new Netflix special and rolling joints with Jesus Norman Quarrinton, Rare Staff 1:32pm, May 21
A baby emu and two demure basset hounds have formed the most unlikely friendship — and it’s just as adorable as it sounds Rare Humor A baby emu and two demure basset hounds have formed the most unlikely friendship — and it’s just as adorable as it sounds Norman Quarrinton, Rare Staff 12:36pm, May 21
Here’s a cringeworthy compilation of party-themed fails to get you in the mood for summer festivities Rare Humor Here’s a cringeworthy compilation of party-themed fails to get you in the mood for summer festivities Norman Quarrinton, Rare Staff 12:10pm, May 21
George W. Bush photo-bombing a sports reporter is the moment of madness we all need right now Rare Humor George W. Bush photo-bombing a sports reporter is the moment of madness we all need right now Norman Quarrinton, Rare Staff 4:52pm, May 18
Here’s a compilation of summer fails to get you pumped for the coming heatwave Rare Humor Here’s a compilation of summer fails to get you pumped for the coming heatwave Norman Quarrinton, Rare Staff 3:57pm, May 18
This adorable baby’s DIY Slip ‘N Slide will have you reaching for the olive oil Rare Humor This adorable baby’s DIY Slip ‘N Slide will have you reaching for the olive oil Norman Quarrinton, Rare Staff 2:23pm, May 18
Thieves attempt to steal a bike belonging to a gang of pranksters and instantly regret their life choices Rare Humor Thieves attempt to steal a bike belonging to a gang of pranksters and instantly regret their life choices Norman Quarrinton, Rare Staff 1:39pm, May 18
The Donald vs. The Rock — one late night host is already getting pumped for the 2020 White House race Rare Humor The Donald vs. The Rock — one late night host is already getting pumped for the 2020 White House race Norman Quarrinton, Rare Staff 12:32pm, May 18
Looking back on Chris Cornell’s career with a little help from Beavis and Butt-Head Rare Humor Looking back on Chris Cornell’s career with a little help from Beavis and Butt-Head Norman Quarrinton, Rare Staff 11:52am, May 18
Watch The Slow Mo Guys use bowling balls to destroy stuff — with the help of The Blue Man Group Rare Humor Watch The Slow Mo Guys use bowling balls to destroy stuff — with the help of The Blue Man Group Norman Quarrinton, Rare Staff 4:17pm, May 17
When this dad took his son to play in a pile of leaves, he probably wasn’t expecting him to vanish Rare Humor When this dad took his son to play in a pile of leaves, he probably wasn’t expecting him to vanish Norman Quarrinton, Rare Staff 2:54pm, May 17
You’ll flip out and wince at the same time when you watch these gymnastics fails Rare Humor You’ll flip out and wince at the same time when you watch these gymnastics fails Norman Quarrinton, Rare Staff 2:27pm, May 17
Here’s 13-and-a-half minutes of the worst acting you’ve ever seen Rare Humor Here’s 13-and-a-half minutes of the worst acting you’ve ever seen Norman Quarrinton, Rare Staff 1:17pm, May 17