Remember when all of those celebrities were getting DUIs?

Kathleen Madigan joked about the totally easy way all of these celebs like Mel Gibson, Lindsay Lohan and now, Justin Bieber could have avoided their DUIs.

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“If you’re that drunk, call a cab for Christ’s sake,” she started. “You’re so rich, get creative. You could call the Clydesdales to pick you up with beer wagon. That’s how fucking rich you are. You could drink and ride a pony the whole way home.”

She joked that the celebrities could continue doing controversial things while riding home, drunk on a horse because no one would believe the witness the following day.

Nicole is a content editor with Rare. 
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