10 Things for the Person Obsessing Over Joe Exotic and His Tiger Cubs

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Anyone who is taking coronavirus quarantine guidelines seriously has sat their butt at home and watched the Netflix documentary, “Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness.” Tiger King is about Joseph Maldonado-Passage, better known as ‘Joe Exotic,’ a former zoo operator of the G.W. Zoo in Wynnewood, Oklahoma.

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Tiger cubs, meth, amputated zookeepers, and murder-for-hire accusations are a few discoveries in the docuseries. Considering some of the animal abuse and drug shenanigans took place in Florida, are we really surprised? Regardless of how you feel about Joe’s exotic animal park and Carole Baskin’s Big Cat Rescue organization, you can’t help but feel entertained by the two.

If you find yourself sharing memes about the flamboyant Joe Exotic, consider buying these hidden gems on Amazon.

Joe Exotic Must-Haves

1. Joe Exotic 20 Soft Cotton Unisex T-Shirt

Joe Exotic 20 Soft Cotton Womens Unisex T-Shirt
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Forget running for governor. Let’s get Joe as leader as the United States of America. Totally kidding, but I love this shirt.

2. Free Joe Exotic Tiger King Pop Art T Shirt

Free Joe Exotic Tiger King Pop Art T Shirt
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If you finished Tiger King, then you know that Joe Exotic is in federal prison for allegedly hiring a hitman to kill Carole Baskin. Obviously, the murder-for-hire plot wasn’t successful because Carole Baskin is defending her innocence to this day. Do you think she murdered Don Lewis? Joe sure thinks she did!

3. Joe Exotic 8 New 1 Inch (25mm) Set of 8 Pinback Buttons

Joe Exotic 8 New 1 Inch (25mm) Set of 8 Pinback Buttons
Amazon

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Fun fact: Before he was the Tiger King, he was Joseph Allen Schreibvogel, a pet store owner. Can you imagine your local Dallas pet store associate becoming one of the best true crime stories of the century?

4. White Snapback Joe Exotic President 2020 Hat

White Snapback Joe Exotic President 2020 Hat
Amazon

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The right-wing? Elephant. The left-wing? Donkey. Whatever part of the political spectrum Joe is on? Tiger.

5. Joe Exotic with Tiger King Big Cat Netflix Series Fan T Shirt

Joe Exotic with Tiger King Big Cat Netflix Series Fan T Shirt
Amazon

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This is one of my favorite photos of all time, and if I don’t have this shirt in my mailbox anytime soon I will riot gahhh-dammit. (Joe Exotic voice.)

6. White Joe Exotic President 2020 Tank Top

White Joe Exotic President 2020 Tank Top
Amazon

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Alright, who wins in an election? Jeff Lowe, Doc Antle, or Joe Exotic? I’m going with Joe.

7. Funny Tiger King Joe Exotic Parody Coolies

Funny Tiger King Joe Exotic Parody Coolies
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Grab a slice of pizza (NOT from Joe’s zoo), and enjoy a cold beer with this koozie.

8. Joe Exotic Prayer Saint Devotional Candle

Joe Exotic Prayer Saint Devotional Candle
Amazon

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Oh, my goodness. Why is this a thing? I’m not complaining, though. I need a new candle.

9. White Joe Exotic President 2020 Baby 1 Piece

White Joe Exotic President 2020 Baby 1 Piece
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Human babies are definitely not as cute as tiger cubs, but your baby would look almost as cute as one in this onesie.

10. LONGPAIyi Ti-ger-King Joe Exo-tic Warm Throw Blanket

LONGPAIyi Ti-ger-King Joe Exo-tic Warm Throw Blanket
Amazon

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Where was this blanket when I binged Tiger King last week?

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