5 quick Chicago hacks you can use to win life today

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Are you a seasoned Chicagoan who knows all the best places for deep dish and are you in the middle of dry cleaning your huge coat for Chi-beria already? Then this article is for you. We have collected five life hacks [thanks to the readers of Lifehacker] you could do today and win life. Literally.

TAKE A WATER TAXI. It’s not just something to do for fun – oh no. It’s to save time to make your life easier #forthewin

BYPASS CUBS CRAZY. We’ve all been there and despite our undying love for the Cubs we think “Oh curse words I forgot it’s a game day today.”

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DONT GET TOWED. But if you do get towed, here is how one local bowed out gracefully..

SUNDAY FUNDAY. Have the day off and want an affordable,funday? User John77 has got you covered…

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RUN THE RAILS. Any runner’s reading? This one is for you [courtesy of John 77].

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