According to Twitter, the former Chicago Cubs baseball player was in Paris to celebrate his birthday.
Let’s all hope that was just a bad take….
Nope. Okay, this is getting worse, very fast.
I think we can all agree life after baseball has not been kind to Sammy.
Sosa was last seen on social media back in July when he appeared as a Pepto Bismol-colored fella on ESPN:
It also appears as if there is a new photo entry for the “Neapolitan Sammy”:
Is Slammin’ Sammy just want to be Bob the Brain from “Stranger Things 2” post-Halloween?! IS HE IN THE UPSIDE DOWN?!!?! OMGGGGGG!
Whether we get to the bottom of this or not…let’s just savor social media’s reaction to Sosa’s latest transformation….and then hide your kids. #Yeesh