This Kate Upton bikini video is so smokin’ hot it should be illegal

Maybe we’re viewing Kate Upton as a larger-than-life figure and we should calm down a little?

Yeah, I didn’t think so either. Everything this woman does is amazing.

Can we just make her the de-facto SI Swim Suit ambassador? It’s like everything about SI screams Kate Upton, and vice-versa.

She’s far too hot to handle, even for the internet. Some of the poses she does should be illegal. Thankfully, we live in America, so they’re not but since being censored is the next best thing, we’ll call it even.

It’s a good thing it’s not illegal to be “Kate Upton” hot. She’d (or anyone on par) be sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole.

What do you think?

After a long day of trying to avoid fishermen, this thirsty fish relaxes with a cold one

The worst umpire ever tosses a catcher for this innocent move and it’s the dumbest thing