Daytime talk show host Ellen DeGeneres is known for her great relationships with talented kids, but there’s one consistent theme she has held onto for years: she will not have kids of her own.

She continues to remind us of this periodically when she finds pictures of children doing hilariously naughty things.

The latest example shows one young girl with black ink all over everything.

“Anybody got some club soda?” she writes on Instagram.

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We’re pretty sure you’re going to need more than club soda to get rid of that ink.

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