Going to just say it: The Slap Heard ‘Round The World was fake.
Officially? No. No one will admit to that. The Oscars — nor the folks involved — could admit to it, obviously, but it is fake.
A wild claim, yes… but this slow-mo video pretty well shows that Rock was ready for this entire thing.
Yes, there was that joke about a disease and Will was defending his wife… CoolCoolCool….
In a vacuum maybe we believe that.
But defending his wife against a longtime friend? Nah. These guys are boys.
Also, what is that on Chris Rock’s face?
And, just to keep this going, let’s get another image of the incident.
But why? What is the motive to do this? Who benefits?
Well… everyone does. Ratings.
Smith will be more high profile. People will talk about Rock, too.
Alopecia may also get a platform.
But, moreover, did you even know the Oscars were on last night? No… me neither.
Neither did most people. Until someone slapped someone.
In fact, NO ONE cares about The Oscars. Here is your evidence for that, too: