Allison Johnson
Some singles do laundry on Valentine’s Day, some hang out with their gal pals, and some decide to throw anti-Valentine’s Day parties. Which single are you? If you want a chill night full of chocolate and Hallmark movies, have a Galentine’s Day party. If you want to be a little hungover and wake up to embarrassing drunk texts, throw an anti-Valentine’s Day party with your favorite singles.
Luckily you have me, the most single person on earth, to teach you how to throw an anti-Valentine’s Day party. I’m not exactly a Valentine’s Day hater, but I love any excuse to meet good-looking guys, drink alcohol, and of course, eat! Here’s your guide to the perfect anti-love party.
Cupid, you’re not invited.
Party Ideas
Anti-Valentine’s Day Food & Decor Ideas
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Forget candy hearts, top your cupcakes with these sexy dessert toppers.
2. Bite Me Sprinkle Mix by Simply Sucré | Anti Valentines | Galentine | Anti Valentines Sprinkles | Edible Sprinkles | 4 oz. 8oz. 16 oz. 24 oz. | Bulk Sprinkles | Black Heart Sprinkles (4 oz jar)
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Sugar cookies are a must for any holiday. Decorate your cookies with these black hearts and pink sprinkles.
Also, order pizza. It’s the easiest way to feed your guests!
3. Deitybless A Wise Woman Once Said, Funny Birthday Christmas Gifts for Women, Best Friend, Sister, Coworker, Wife, Mom, Daughter, Aunt, Her 12 oz Stemless Wine Tumbler with Funny Saying
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This banner is everything.
Honorable mention: Anti-Valentine piñata. (Broken hearts fit the theme.)
Anti-Valentine’s Day Games & Activities
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These high-quality props are perfect for pictures!
8. Dirty Thoughts Family Games for Teens and Adults – Top Adult Party Games – New Adult Board Games
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Natalie gave this game five stars and said, “So fun! It’s adult themed scategories. Played it with friends at a party. Going to be one of our new favorites for sure!!”
Valentine’s Day Cards & Valentine’s Day Gifts
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This T-shirt is the perfect anti-Valentine’s day gift for everyone.
Anti-Valentine’s Day Movies
16. THE FIRST WIVES CLUB
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Leaving us for younger women? Sure, go ahead, but you’ll pay the price. ‘The First Wives Club‘ is a classic.
The COVID-19 pandemic is still around, so don’t get too crazy with your invite list. Be safe, and of course, Happy Anti-Valentine’s Day. Here’s to rolling into Singles Awareness Day hungover.
