There are two kinds of people when it comes to swimming pools. Those who do cannonballs (and wear goggles) and those who sit pretty on a pool float. I’m sure most of us are both of these people (depending on the occasion), but let’s say this weekend’s pool party is all about relaxing in your new bikini while lounging in your new funny pool float.
We rounded up 10 funny pool floats that will make everyone jealous. And no, flamingo, donut, and swan pool floats aren’t welcomed on this list. They’re timeless, but c’mon, you can do better. These floats are unique, cute, and of course, pretty darn funny.
Funny Pool Floats
Make your next pool party one to remember. This pool float is Insta-perfect! Everyone will be asking where you got your cool pool float from. And yes, you can find a style available with a male beach body.
4. Pool Float Inflatable Swimming Pool Float for Adults Perfume Floaties Large Water Rafts Cute Float Toys Funny Pool Party Beach Swimming Lounger Decorations
Here’s the perfect float for my high-maintenance beauty queens. Never change.
Quit horsin’ around.
Damn, I’m craving Auntie Anne’s now.
For the dinosaur lovers.
Okay, so who do you think is going to win? Godzilla or Kong?
Mess with the bull, you get the horns.
10. SwimWays Huggables Teddy Bear Oversized Float – Inflatable Lounge with Cupholder for Pool or Lake
This is too cute! Adding this to my Amazon wishlist right now.
For fun pool toys, check out our list!
Be sure to visit Amazon for beach balls, volleyball nets, and more poolside necessities.