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Man Arrested For Watching Porn and Masturbating at Applebee’s Thomasville Police Department
Thomasville Police Department

It looks like this Georgia man enjoyed Applebee’s $1 margaritas a little bit too much. Thomasville Police Department arrested Timothy Dugan after he was caught by employees watching porn on his cellphone and touching himself. You know, just a regular Thursday night in Georgia.

Authorities respond to the incident after customers and employees, some of whom were under 18, reported witnessing the man fondling himself out in the open. Employees had reportedly forced Dugan to leave before police responded, but he was found hiding in a bush near the chain restaurant.

Police officers quickly caught him and arrested him on the site. Dugan is being charged with indecent exposure and child molestation. He is being held without bond at a county jail.

Now, I have quite a few things to say about this whole ridiculous situation.

  1. Why in the world would you decide to masturbate at an Applebee’s? I mean, come on. You could have easily done what you were doing at home, man. It’s called privacy and respect. No 10-year-old wants to see a grown man just touching up on himself. I’m sure a lot of parents had to explain the whole birds and the bees situation to their kids because of you.
  2. How drunk were you? Like really, I want to know. What level do you have to be to think that watching any kind of pornographic content in a restaurant is okay? I get embarrassed whenever I watch a loud video on my cellphone at a bar, so porn? Nah, big no. Dumb move, at least go to the restroom.
  3. You could have gotten away with it. But no, you decided to just hide in the bush knowing you were probably going to get arrested. Just run dude, save yourself. Now you’re probably going to go to jail for at least a year. Dumb rookie move. You deserve it, though.
  4. Just stop masturbating in public. No one wants to see that…like ever. Great way to ruin someone’s appetite. Do better.

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Silke Jasso is a bilingual editor, writer, producer, and journalist specialized in online media. Born in Laredo Texas, her previous works include LareDOS Newspaper where she was an editor and writer and Entravision Communications where she was a Co-Anchor and Multi-Media Journalist for Fox39 News and Univision 27.
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