Some of you guys don’t need a costume if you want to be a dick for Halloween, but some of you do! Okay, I’m not going to beat around the bush. This costume is exactly what it looks like (a big inflatable penis). Picking out a costume doesn’t have to be hard this year, just slip this inflatable penis costume on.
This Halloween costume is perfect for the prankster who loves being a little risqué. The penis suit is freaking hilarious, but I understand it won’t be funny to some. (It’s a joke, not a real penis, so don’t take it so hard.)
- Requires 4 x AA Batteries (not included)
- Air pump & blower included
- One size fits most
If you’re going to an adult-only Halloween party this year, consider this adult inflatable penis costume. It’s available on Amazon for only $35 and is sure to win any costume party. The adult costume is operated by a fan to keep it full of air. (It inflates in seconds.)
The giant inflatable penis costume will turn some heads. (No pun intended.) Thankfully, this costume is made from 100% polyester, so you won’t have to worry about any tears. Now, I’m typically one to recommend couples costumes, but I think your Halloween party only has room for one genitalia-themed costume.
Get yours just in time for Halloween! Seriously, I bet this jumpsuit helps you win best costume. It’s a hot mess, but it’s too funny to pass up. One more tip: (no pun intended), do not wear this if you plan on passing out candy. You’d be one sick person to do that. Keep the costume limited to a party with friends!
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This post was originally published on September 29, 2020.