Anyone who is taking coronavirus quarantine guidelines seriously has sat their butt at home and watched the Netflix documentary, “Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness.” Tiger King is about Joseph Maldonado-Passage, better known as ‘Joe Exotic,’ a former zoo operator of the G.W. Zoo in Wynnewood, Oklahoma.
Tiger cubs, meth, amputated zookeepers, and murder-for-hire accusations are a few discoveries in the docuseries. Considering some of the animal abuse and drug shenanigans took place in Florida, are we really surprised? Regardless of how you feel about Joe’s exotic animal park and Carole Baskin’s Big Cat Rescue organization, you can’t help but feel entertained by the two.
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Joe Exotic Must-Haves
Forget running for governor. Let’s get Joe as leader as the United States of America. Totally kidding, but I love this shirt.
If you finished Tiger King, then you know that Joe Exotic is in federal prison for allegedly hiring a hitman to kill Carole Baskin. Obviously, the murder-for-hire plot wasn’t successful because Carole Baskin is defending her innocence to this day. Do you think she murdered Don Lewis? Joe sure thinks she did!
Fun fact: Before he was the Tiger King, he was Joseph Allen Schreibvogel, a pet store owner. Can you imagine your local Dallas pet store associate becoming one of the best true crime stories of the century?
The right-wing? Elephant. The left-wing? Donkey. Whatever part of the political spectrum Joe is on? Tiger.
This is one of my favorite photos of all time, and if I don’t have this shirt in my mailbox anytime soon I will riot gahhh-dammit. (Joe Exotic voice.)
Alright, who wins in an election? Jeff Lowe, Doc Antle, or Joe Exotic? I’m going with Joe.
Grab a slice of pizza (NOT from Joe’s zoo), and enjoy a cold beer with this koozie.
Oh, my goodness. Why is this a thing? I’m not complaining, though. I need a new candle.
Human babies are definitely not as cute as tiger cubs, but your baby would look almost as cute as one in this onesie.
Where was this blanket when I binged Tiger King last week?