Rob Fox
A man was filmed ripping a not small wasp nest full of wasps off an outer wall of a house, squeezing it in his hand, and then jamming it into his mouth like a handful of M&Ms and chomping down on it.
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We don’t know where this happened, aside from, obviously “somewhere in America.” Probably Florida. Maybe Hell? Doesn’t matter. All that matters is that this happened. This happened.
This man is an animal. A literal animal. This is something that a bear would do. A pissed off, hungry bear. It feels like maybe this guy should be shoveling meds into his mouth instead of wasps but then again I’m no doctor.
A couple observations:
1. I do not even want to fathom how much pain was felt while doing this. It had to be like squeezing a handful of needles, right? I am cringing and shivering just thinking about it. I mean, good God. I hope the world’s most extreme pest control expert shoveled a whole bunch of pain pills in his mouth before he did the same with a family of wasps.
2. And then there’s the taste. Oh God, the taste. Wasps don’t make honey. So what does a big pile of dead bugs, insect eggs, dried papery wasp spit, and stingers taste like? It can’t be good! It’s a bunch of the grossest parts of nature — creepy-crawly stuff, secretion, gestation — all in one pile.
I mean this absolutely sincerely, I’d rather eat a log of human poop. Hands down. No questions asked. Poop wins a hundred times out of a hundred. I am #TeamEatPoop. If you are #TeamEatActiveWaspNest you are a psychopath and I don’t want you near me.
3. This guy is pretty rad though I really appreciated this content.
