These Naughty Garden Gnomes Are Relationship Goals

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It’s time to spice up your garden. And when I say spice up, I really mean sex it up. These naughty garden gnomes aren’t for everyone, but your favorite neighbors and guests are going to love them as much as you do. Your little fairies in your fairy garden might not like them, but oh well.

These figurines also might not be well-liked by your nosy neighbors and solicitors. Nothing screams “go away” like a naughty gnome mooning some unwanted guests. See which outdoor garden gnome will get those bothersome door salesmen to stay off your property!

Funny Garden Gnomes

Gnometastic Middle Finger Gnome with Customizable Protest Sign, 9" Inches - Funny Sticky Note Holder and Indoor/Outdoor Lawn Gnome Garden Statue
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This rude garden gnome is my favorite.

3. Design Toscano Medium Loonie Moonie Gnomes: Set of 2

Design Toscano Medium Loonie Moonie Gnomes: Set of 2
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The blue bird makes it extra funny. A customer gave the garden gnome sculpture five stars and wrote, “I was so surprised at how big this was! It is adorable! I am so glad I ordered the second one for $6! I sprayed them three times with Rustolium 2x clear gloss as I do all my outside garden decorations. It keeps them looking new for years!

4. Zeckos Gnoschitt and Gnofun Thirsty Biker Gnome Couple Statues Resin 7.5 Inch Yard Garden Gnome Lawn Decor or Desk Shelf Decorations Resin Weather Resistant

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