These Naughty Garden Gnomes Are Relationship Goals

It’s time to spice up your garden. And when I say spice up, I really mean sex it up. These naughty garden gnomes aren’t for everyone, but your favorite neighbors and guests are going to love them as much as you do. Your little fairies in your fairy garden might not like them, but oh well.

These figurines also might not be well-liked by your nosy neighbors and solicitors. Nothing screams “go away” like a naughty gnome mooning some unwanted guests. See which outdoor garden gnome will get those bothersome door salesmen to stay off your property!

Funny Garden Gnomes

1. Garden Goblin-Art Decoration,Funny Naked Gnome Statue,Resin Peeing Dwarf Naughty Garden Gnome Statue for Home Any Garden Decorations (Standing Male)

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Couple goals for sure. The topless gnome is too funny.

2. Gnometastic Middle Finger Gnome with Customizable Protest Sign, 9″ Inches – Funny Sticky Note Holder and Indoor/Outdoor Lawn Gnome Garden Statue

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This rude garden gnome is my favorite.

3. Design Toscano Medium Loonie Moonie Gnomes: Set of 2

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The blue bird makes it extra funny. A customer gave the garden gnome sculpture five stars and wrote, “I was so surprised at how big this was! It is adorable! I am so glad I ordered the second one for $6! I sprayed them three times with Rustolium 2x clear gloss as I do all my outside garden decorations. It keeps them looking new for years!

4. Zeckos Gnoschitt and Gnofun Thirsty Biker Gnome Couple Statues Resin 7.5 Inch Yard Garden Gnome Lawn Decor or Desk Shelf Decorations Resin Weather Resistant

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Forget naked hippies, I love these bikers. Grab this collectible for only $43.99.

5. Fun Mooning Garden Gnome Figurine for Decoration at Home, Garden, Backyard and More

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That’s one way to tell some nosy neighbors to kiss your ass.

6. Bella Haus Design Peeing Gnome – 10.3″ Tall Polyresin – Naughty Garden Gnome for Lawn Ornaments, Indoor or Outdoor Decorations – Red and Green Funny Flashing Gnomes

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At least he’s watering the plants?

7. Topaty Garden Gnome Statue, Resin Naughty Dwarf Funny Garden Doll Statue,Funny Garden Gnomes Ornaments Outdoor Decor Polyresin Statue for Home Backyard Decoration

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Me on my lunch break.

8. Gnometastic Beer Guzzling Garden Gnome Statue – Indoor/Outdoor Funny Lawn Gnome

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This little guy is perfect for Oktoberfest decor.

Oh, how I miss beer gardens.

9. CCOQUS Garden Gnome Massacre – 10″ Bear Eating Gnomes Outdoor Statues, Funny Garden Decor Lawn Patio Art Sculpture

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Looks like a good time.

10. BigMouth Inc. The Cat Garden Gnome Massacre – Funny Weatherproof Garden Decoration, Makes a Great Gag Gift – 9” Tall

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Those outside cats sure are mean.

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