Hallmark, your cards are cute and all, but some of us are just too raunchy for your cards. I’m not cute and romantic like F. Scott Fitzgerald. I like penis jokes and flirting. To me, that says, “I love you.” Luckily, these naughty Valentine’s Day cards will express exactly how I feel.
We gathered 15 of the best naughty Valentine’s Day for you to give your sexy spouses. Trust me, these are not your typical Hallmark greeting cards. These funny Valentine’s Day cards are for people who share a unique love. See which adult Valentine’s Day card your significant other will like.
Naughty Valentine’s Day Cards
It’s not my fault.
This quirky card is perfect for stoners.
This adult Valentine card will get anyone excited for Vday.
I love this.
Poor Phil Collins. This is hilarious though.
It’s aggressive, but I love it. This sex card definitely isn’t for women who hate dirty jokes. Hopefully your partner loves them though. If not, well, maybe find someone else.