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Hallmark, your cards are cute and all, but some of us are just too raunchy for your cards. I’m not cute and romantic like F. Scott Fitzgerald. I like penis jokes and flirting. To me, that says, “I love you.” Luckily, these naughty Valentine’s Day cards will express exactly how I feel.

We gathered 15 of the best naughty Valentine’s Day for you to give your sexy spouses. Trust me, these are not your typical Hallmark greeting cards. These funny Valentine’s Day cards are for people who share a unique love. See which adult Valentine’s Day card your significant other will like.

Naughty Valentine’s Day Cards

Sexy Card, Funny Anniversary Card, Birthday Card, Naughty Valentine's Day Card for Him or Her
Rude Dirty Funny Love You Sexy Personalized Valentine's Day Greetings Card
Funny anniversary card for him or her with envelope | Dirty card for birthday for husband or wife | Naughty present for Valentine’s Day | Joke love card for boyfriend or girlfriend
NobleWorks, What Happened to Leaf - Funny Adult Valentine's Day Card - Naughty, Sexy Love Card with Envelope 2007
Funny Anniversary Card, Birthday Card, Love You with All of My Bobs Card for Boyfriend Husband Him
Sleazy Greetings Funny Anniversary Card For Husband | Dirty Birthday Card for Boyfriend Husband Him | Perfect For Valentine's Day | Glaze My Hole Donut Card
Kinky Naughty Valentine's Day Card for Him or Her -" Somebody's Getting Laid Tonight, Happy Valentines Day Hot Stuff" - Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Dirty
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Allison Johnson grew up in East Texas. After graduating from Texas State University with a degree in electronic media, she decided to pursue a career in media as a Commerce Writer for Wide Open Media. When she is not typing away at her desk, you can find her at a ...Read more
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