This $8 Penis Beanie Will Fit Like a Glove

Have you ever been called a dickhead? Yes? Boy, do I have the beanie for you! Ditch your boring beanies and stay warm and toasty in this penis beanie. (Just know you’re proving that you’re a total dickhead if you wear this in public.) Kidding, but not kidding. Just be sure to only wear this hilarious beanie around adults!

It’s that time of the year for winter hats, so you might as well add this beanie to your knit beanie collection. Will Mom like it? No, but wear it anyway!

antkondnm Penis Funny Art Soft Beanie Cap Slouchy Knit Hat Cozy Skull Cap Lightweight Stretch Sleep Hat for Unisex

antkondnm Penis Funny Art Soft Beanie Cap Slouchy Knit Hat Cozy Skull Cap Lightweight Stretch Sleep Hat for Unisex
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  • Great for hipsters who love slouchy beanies
  • Gift idea for mean people (lol)
  • Can also be worn under helmets

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You can find the beanie on Amazon for $8. Trust me, I know this beanie isn’t for everyone, but it’s funny. Come on, I mean it’s not every day you see someone walking around with penises all over their heads! I don’t know, maybe it’s just me. I’ll probably be 80 years old one day, still laughing at penis jokes.

This is the perfect risqué gag gift for the holidays. No one likes a boring gift, especially if you and your besties have a unique sense of humor. Surely your brothers will crack up when they pull this beanie out from their Christmas stocking!

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Umm. Does anyone else feel a little self-conscious in crochet beanies? Yeah, I’m not sure 100% sure if I look cute in them, but for some reason, I’d put this beanie on in a heartbeat. Sorry, Mom and Dad.

Looking for more penis gag gifts? You can find a T-shirt similar to this style on Amazon too! It’s the perfect tee for your ex-husband, siblings, or boss. (Kidding.) Just be sure never to reveal you were their secret Santa!

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