You’d think the purpose of marrying a rag doll husband was so that he couldn’t cheat… but men are trash. Even ones with yarn for hair.
37-year-old Meirivone Rocha Moraes married a rag doll named Marcelo last year in a highly publicized ceremony. 250 people attended the wedding in Moraes’ native Brazil. And soon after, Moraes was with child! Well, stuffed child. Moraes “gave birth” to a baby doll at her home in a 35-minute ceremony which was, of course, live-streamed on the internet. In reports, she’s now referred to a mother of three — it’s unclear whether those other children are human or doll.
But trouble was on the horizon. As Moraes revealed to her loyal TikTok followers this week, she caught Marcelo cheating. The video confession is going viral.
Never mind the mechanics of any of this, at this point we are here for the shared delusion. So, here are the dirty details you came for: Moraes said she was hospitalized for three days with her rag doll son, Marcelinho, “who had a virus.” That’s when her friend told her she saw Marcelo entering a hotel with another woman. Rag bastard!
“At first, I thought she was lying, but then I started looking through his phone and I saw the conversations, which made me sure he was cheating,” Moraes said. Yes, apparently Marcelo has a cell phone. For scrolling TikTok, no doubt.
Now, Moraes doesn’t know what to do. She said she doesn’t want to kick out the father of her baby while he’s so young. “At this stage, he would miss his father a lot,” she said. She and Marcelo are currently sleeping in separate beds — which does kind of defeat the purpose of a glorified body pillow.
“The love I feel for him made me forgive — not completely — but I don’t think I could live without my husband,” Moraes said of the decision. “I need to talk with him, so he can decide once and for all that he doesn’t cheat anymore and if he does one more time, I won’t forgive him.”
She says that the relationship is now “hanging on a thread.” Quite literally.
Congrats, Meirivone Rocha Moraes on finding fast internet fame. We will definitely be checking into see what happens next in this soapy rag doll drama.