This Woman Believes Sunbathing Your Butthole Gives You Energy

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Oh, look, another social media influencer trying to trick people with their wellness trends. This woman has the whole internet questioning their life choices now. She basically has everyone wondering what on earth someone could gain from literally sunbathing their butthole. Yes, sunbathing their butthole. You read that right.

It all began with an Instagram post from Metaphysical Meagan who is surprisingly followed by 10,000 people. She posted a photo of her, naked might I add, with the caption, “For the past few weeks I have included sunning my bum & yoni? into my daily rising routine.” She then continues saying that the benefits of “this practice”, which is 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole, is equivalent to a full day of sunlight with your clothes on.

Does Sunbathing Your Butthole Give You Energy?

 

According to Meagan, this little stunt is an ancient Taoist practice that has been around for a while. Ever since she started bathing her butthole she has gotten surges of energy, better sleep, better connection to her sexual energy and control of her life, has creativity flowing through life, is attracting desire and intentions with ease, and is attracting soul tribe and people who are on the same frequency and wavelength as she is. Now, the only question I have here is…are these people also on drugs, or just plain crazy? HOW DOES TANNING YOUR BUTTHOLE GIVE YOU ENERGY? Someone please explain this to me.

Still, she continues to say that she usually spends 5 minutes doing this, but apparently, 30 seconds is all we need. It’s also apparently more energizing than drinking your daily cup of coffee and is an alternative to consuming caffeine that can disrupt you “adrenal gland health.”

Excuse Me, WHAT!?

As usual, Twitter went wild and began poking at the woman through tweets, because well, this is just insane. Really. I get the whole Vitamin D thing, but this to me just seems too much. Now, you can do what you want, expose your butthole to the sun if you want to.

That’s totally your choice, who am I to stop you, just wear some sunscreen. But I will tell you this…there is no scientific evidence to support the claim that tanning your butthole absorbs sunlight faster than your daily afternoon walk. I looked it up, I swear. Came out empty-handed.

Twitter Goes Wild

God, I love the internet. I’m just gonna leave these hilarious tweets here.

https://twitter.com/sisterofonline/status/1198818434152161280?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1198818434152161280&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailydot.com%2Firl%2Finfluencer-sunning-butthole%2F

This article was originally published on April 24, 2021.

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