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This Woman Is Trying to Convince the Internet That Butthole Tanning is Cool Instagram: @metaphysicalmeagan
Instagram: @metaphysicalmeagan

Oh, look, another social media influencer trying to trick people with their wellness trends. This woman has the whole internet questioning their life choices now. She basically has everyone wondering what on earth someone could gain from literally sunbathing their butthole. Yes, sunbathing their butthole. You read that right.

It all began with an Instagram post from Metaphysical Meagan who is surprisingly followed by 10,000 people. She posted a photo of her, naked might I add, with the caption, “For the past few weeks I have included sunning my bum & yoni🌺 into my daily rising routine.” She then continues saying that the benefits of “this practice”, which is 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole, is equivalent to a full day of sunlight with your clothes on.

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🌞Perineum Sunning🌞 For the past few weeks I have included sunning my bum & yoni🌺 into my daily rising routine. • ☀️Many of you have been asking about the benefits of this practice: ⚡️30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole is the equivalent of a full day of sunlight with your clothes on!⚡️ Taught by @ra_of_earth & @certifiedhealthnut (This is an ancient Taoist practice that’s been around for a while!) Things I’ve noticed personally In my reality since I’ve implemented this: 🌞Surges of energy almost immediately! 🌞Better Sleep 🌞Better connection to my Sexual energy & control of my Life Force⚡️ 🌞So much Creativity flowing through my life!!🧡 🌞Attracting my desires & intentions with ease. 🌞Attracting soul tribe & people who are on the same frequency and wavelength as me. • ☀️I’m spending a maximum of 5 minutes in the morning doing this. @ra_of_earth teaches that 30 seconds is more than enough sunshine exposure down there! ☕️This is truly more energizing than slamming cups of coffee and is a great alternative to consuming neurotoxic coffee & caffeine that can disrupt your adrenal gland health.☕️ 🌞This is such a simple game changing practice!! ⚡️Try it out & let me know your experience⚡️ ☀️You can do this any time the sun is out… I prefer early in the morning!☀️ #NakedInNature

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WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! WHAT IS THIS WOMAN ON?!

According to Meagan, this little stunt is an ancient Taoist practice that has been around for a while. Ever since she started bathing her butthole she has gotten surges of energy, better sleep, better connection to her sexual energy and control of her life, has creativity flowing through life, is attracting desire and intentions with ease, and is attracting soul tribe and people who are on the same frequency and wavelength as she is. Now, the only question I have here is…are these people also on drugs, or just plain crazy? HOW DOES TANNING YOUR BUTTHOLE GIVE YOU ENERGY? Someone please explain this to me.

Still, she continues to say that she usually spends 5 minutes doing this, but apparently, 30 seconds is all we need. It’s also apparently more energizing than drinking your daily cup of coffee and is an alternative to consuming caffeine that can disrupt you “adrenal gland health.”

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🔥Sexuality & Shame🔥 🧡 What were you taught growing up around sex and sexuality? 🧡 For me, I remember very vividly the first time I learned about sex. The emotions that flooded over me were shame and embarrassment. I couldn’t figure out why I felt those things. I wanted to go hide. 🧡 I grew up in the dogmatic environment of Catholicism & Christianity where we were taught Sex made us impure. 🧡 In my journeying through this lifetime I’ve come to understand quite the opposite, actually. 🧡 WHAT IF we were taught that sex made us impure to keep us from truly discovering the very magnitude of the power WITHIN us?! 🧡 Our very life force- the energy that flows throughout our entire being- is uninhibited when we begin to cultivate our sexual energy. EVERYTHING originates from this sexual energy, for it is the energy that creates worlds. IT’S POWERFUL AS F#*%! 🧡 When we operate from the frequency of understanding our life force energy, we walk around creating our dream realities as the gods & goddesses & creator beings that we are. 🧡 Today, the emotion of shame is not a part of my reality. When we choose to relate to sexuality & this Sacred Energy eXchange from an integrated and empowered understanding, we then AMPLIFY our life force. 🧡 What’s your relation to sex & your sexuality? Is it empowering? What things were you taught around sex that are no longer serving you? 🔥 🧡 The greatest work this world has to do is around how we relate to our life force. Sexual healing begins with this. 🧡 What kind of content or questions do you have in regards to sexuality, sacred sex, and Tantric practices do you have for me? 🔥 ⬇️I’d love to hear in the comments below⬇️ #RememberYourDivinity #SexualHealing

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As usual, Twitter went wild and began poking at the woman through tweets, because well, this is just insane. Really. I get the whole Vitamin D thing, but this to me just seems too much. Now, you can do what you want, expose your butthole to the sun if you want to.

That’s totally your choice, who am I to stop you, just wear some sunscreen. But I will tell you this…there is no scientific evidence to support the claim that tanning your butthole absorbs sunlight faster than your daily afternoon walk. I looked it up, I swear. Came out empty-handed.

God, I love the internet. I’m just gonna leave these hilarious tweets here.

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Silke  Jasso About the author:
Silke Jasso is a bilingual editor, writer, producer, and journalist specialized in online media. Born in Laredo Texas, her previous works include LareDOS Newspaper where she was an editor and writer and Entravision Communications where she was a Co-Anchor and Multi-Media Journalist for Fox39 News and Univision 27.
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