You don’t have to be a Dad to enjoy your fair share of Dad Jokes. Considered anti-jokes (you know, jokes that are so bad they are cringy funny), these generally inoffensive jokes are always corny, punny, and typically predictable. You know and love them and there’s no other place to let them loose than the Thanksgiving dinner.
The following Thanksgiving Dad jokes are totally cringe-inducing one-liners making these the best Dad jokes to share with the entire family. So pull up a chair, grab a turkey drumstick or some cranberry sauce, and tell these jokes to one another. We dare you not to laugh. (And don’t worry these are jokes for kids and adults.)
1. A Lucky Bird
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
2. Don’t Fix What Isn’t Broken
Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving Day dinner.
Why? Is it broken?
3. Rock on
What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to at the first Thanksgiving feast?
4. Potato, potato
Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?
He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.
5. They’re what?
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
“No, ma’am. They’re dead.”
6. It’s the key
What key has legs and can’t open doors?
7. Common Enemies
What does Thanksgiving have in common with Halloween?
8. So hungry
Who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving?
A turkey because it is always stuffed.
9. Why is it up there?
Why do the pants of pilgrims keep falling down?
Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
10. Tsk, tsk
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
If your papa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!
11. Grab a Slice
What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
12. Cuff ’em!
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play
13. It’s on the tip of my nose
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.
14. What’s in a name?
Happy Turkey Day, America! Don’t forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.
If I was a turkey, I’d be doing everything I could to taste terrible right now.
16. There’s a 10-step program I hear
My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I told them I couldn’t quit “cold turkey”.
This article was originally published November 13, 2018.