Former Rare Staff
Video game behemoths Nintendo recently held an event at which they announced their upcoming releases for the 2017 holiday season and beyond. But nobody can remember anything about any of the games because of Mario’s nipples.
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Explore the frozen fields of Shiveria in the Snow Kingdom & the sunny shores of Bubblaine in the Seaside Kingdom in #SuperMarioOdyssey! pic.twitter.com/p8AsDqBbTj
— Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica) September 13, 2017
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Mario’s nipples will make their debut in the upcoming and highly-anticipated “Super Mario Odyssey,” which will be released in October. It was an image from this game that sent the internet into meltdown.
Let’s take a look at some of the funniest reactions to sexy topless Mario:
BRO THEY GAVE MARIO NIPPLES
— Garrett Williamson (@gwillymusic) September 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/yordlefucker/status/908098996190793728
https://twitter.com/AustinCTweets/status/908103294316421127?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fnymag.com%2Fselectall%2F2017%2F09%2Fmarios-nipples-shown-in-shocking-titillating-nintendo-pic.html
https://twitter.com/saintlucios/status/908104236243853312
MARIO NIPPLES CONFIRMED but no chest hair. I thought he was Italian? https://t.co/fU7xcHZGwu
— Barry Kramer (@razzadoop) September 13, 2017
Upon further inspection, Mario has been shirtless before…but DIDN'T HAVE NIPPLES. He GREW nipples for Odyssey. Story of the CENTURY. pic.twitter.com/V0luiEUYxC
— GoNintendoTweet (@GoNintendoTweet) September 14, 2017
https://twitter.com/alolagrimer/status/908100213193277440
who else can't stop thinking about mario's nipples? just me?
— jame (@kindfable) September 14, 2017
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