When comedian Leonard Ouzts appeared on “Conan,” he delivered a blistering stand-up set that made waves across the Internet.
Ouzts was making his proper late night TV debut, yet he had the audience nuzzled in the palm of his hand like an old pro.
He began his set with some jokes about his hefty frame, before transitioning to his closer about working at IHOP.
“What if I get a big girl pregnant, and the baby grow up and start to walk and run and we can’t catch it?” Ouzts opines to the crowd.
“We’ll literally be unfit parents.”
After joking about his weight, Ouzts recalled his time as a weed-smoking waiter at IHOP and all of the hilarious moments that job description entailed.
“You know how hard it is to smoke weed, be big and take orders?” Ouzts joked about working at IHOP.
Because he smoked so much weed and loved food, Ouzts found his job was complicated by a serious case of the munchies.
“It felt like me and the customers were always having foreplay.”
After the show, Ouzts tweeted a photo of himself with show host Conan O’Brien and his trusty sidekick, Andy Richter.
“Met my long lost cousins tonight.”