Truck Full of Sex Toys Tragically Overturns on Highway

Well, this is awkward.

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There really is no other way to explain what happened. Basically, a box truck collided with a semi outside of Oklahoma City. The semi overturned in the accident, with its contents getting sprawling across the interstate.

And as the video shows, these aren’t just any contents. They’re the kind of contents that are generally reserved for people who prefer weirdo lighting, shag carpeting, gold chains and handlebar mustaches.

Or as Barstool relayed, the semi was full of “dildos and lube.”

Sex Toys on the Loose

The highway patrol wasn’t quite as descriptive, confirming only that “toys” had been dumped onto the road.

But social media users knew what was, um, up right away. As one wrote, “If you’re a male in Oklahoma you may want to take this opportunity and splash on some Brut and iron those Wranglers and hit the town, might be a gaggle of lonely women popping up places.”

Of course, we can’t forget women in all this. In the event any were able to gather some of the toys, well, they may stand to benefit.

“Vibrators may be beneficial for women’s health, according to a study which posed the question of whether it is time for physicians to start prescribing the devices as treatments,” Newsweek wrote.

Honestly, I’m surprised drivers didn’t automatically stop their cars and pick up one or two products. Sex toys are expensive, so why not take advantage of the messy situation? Come on, we were all thinking it! At least this wasn’t a messy wreckage like the other semi-truck that spilled alfredo sauce all over the highway. Imagine cleaning that up!

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