Someone is Selling ‘Trump Dildos’ for ‘Women Only,’ and I’m Officially Traumatized

Facebook: Mike Oxmall's Guns & Ammo/AP Photo/Patrick Semansky

Jesus Christ, I really can’t keep up with the internet anymore. Every time I try to find a good story that will make me feel good, I find something like this has traumatized the living hell out of me. I get it, there are a lot of Republicans who really love their political party. I’ve met a handful that live, breathe, and would basically die for her former President Donald Trump, which I mean your preference, your choice. Personally, I don’t. But I will say this, I respect people’s political parties.

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That being said, this is just too much. I get it, a lot of people have their own sexual fetishes and fantasies that they like to follow. It’s normal, it’s human, and let’s face it it’s nothing new. But this is where I’m drawing the line y’all. This is too much. I’m officially traumatized and I need this to stop because it’s driving me crazy.

Anyways, introducing Trump toys made specifically for “the special lady in your life.” Yep, it’s actually a thing, and like I said I’m terrified. Apparently, Mike Oxall’s Guns & Ammo, who in my opinion have no business doing any kind of sex toy, decided that the world needs a Trump dildo. Because well, why not? Have to give them credit for that clever name though, I had a good giggle over it.

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I will say that the most hilarious part about this whole situation is that they specifically make it a point to say that these dildos are not for men whatsoever. They continued to advertise the dildos with several hashtags including: #Trump2024, #Trump 2424 Landslide, #Trump2037, #trumpismypresident, and #Trump2024toSaveAmerica. Which I mean…what in the world is up with that Trump 2037? What’s going on in that year? I am confused.

As expected, Twitter wasn’t letting this one go and decided to poke fun at the company. One Twitter user, @RightWingCope, wrote “NOT FOR MEN.’ Question is who’s gonna stop me?” While user @jamespelton wrote, “who the hell buys home-made plastic sex toys from a Guns & Ammo dealer?” But it was user @Terrista2 who had one of the most important questions, tweeting, “Why didn’t they make them all orange?”

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Which yeah, in all fairness I can see that. Oh man, don’t ask me where you can buy this because I will not provide you with the link. Whoever buys this is indeed sick and has to probably go see a therapist. I know I am. Anyways, hope you have a good day and stay off the internet for a while.

I really hope this is some sort of sick joke. Don’t kill the messenger.

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